Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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