I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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