In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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