I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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