i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Randomize
