i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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