oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
She bit a glass in half.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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