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(727): View more from Florida

a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know

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(701): View more from North Dakota

i want to fuck

(320): View more from Minnesota

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(701): View more from North Dakota

it's pretty self explanatory

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(313): View more from Michigan

Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.

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(305): View more from Florida

Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.

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(812): View more from Indiana

Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.

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(509): View more from Washington

She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after

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(251): View more from Alabama

Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree

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(314): View more from Missouri

No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.

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(209): View more from California

I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....

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