is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Why is there bacon in the couch?
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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