At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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