therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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