I just cut my nipple shaving
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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