All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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