Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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