Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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