I wanna bring you to show and tell
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
Randomize
