dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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