Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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