Plan B is the new Plan A
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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