I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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