There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Randomize