I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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