a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
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