My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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