office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i love accidental penises.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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