I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
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