Just fell off a train. Bad.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Randomize
