dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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