another moral hangover. fuck.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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