Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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