Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
