just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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