no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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