Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Rumble strips road head = magical
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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