im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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