just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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