better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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