oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
