I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
