whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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