I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Just puked most of my soul out..
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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