Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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