I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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