Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I'm having to shit out rocks
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
