I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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