Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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