It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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