O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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