Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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