so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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