apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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