Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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